Just another Tuesday in Paradise

Well, the day began with Ray the fence guy bringing the WRONG gates.................the ones he brought are reminiscent of the detention yard at San Quentin. I guess the fence company missed the adjective "decorative" while taking my order! The new ones (four feet high with a fenestration on the top) are on the way...I hope.

While we were working, a couple came via Craig's List and purchased two left over cabinets that we couldn't fit into the plan...turns out they used to go to a church that we went to when I first moved here. Small world here in Cincy.

Then, Greg the Mason showed up. I got Greg's number from an advertisement on the local hardware store bulletin board and I realize this is a hazardous method of finding a contractor.

Unlike the previous three masons who have stopped by (Let's see; there's been Earl who has not stopped back as he promised to do several weeks ago, AND John's brother who complained about Mexicans while he was here (he has not been back either...It's been suggested I try a Mexican instead); AND Bernie...who I would term politely as arrogant and condescending (there are more colorful terms). Here's the scorecard: Earl, $4700; John's Brother, ? and Bernie, $14,000 (that's right, $14,000). I like Greg; he has an old pickup truck with a six pack in the back and accidentally cut himself on the aluminum sheathing of the front porch. My kind of guy!

Greg comes in at about $3000 btw.

He was the first to suggest that we remove all of the sheathing on the front porch so we could see what we were dealing with. So, I spent all morning getting Greg's revenge for him and removing all of the aluminum foil from the front of the house:

House sans
railings and aluminum flashing...we hates aluminum siding...it is going to die.
Actually, it looks much worse than this!

Meanwhile, I have put a working toilet in the upstairs bathroom while the downstairs bathroom remains a large hole. Unfortunately...I tried to repair a leaking valve in the basement and ended up removing said valve and twenty two inches of galvanized pipe.

Now this is interesting...you cannot connect iron or galvanized pipe with copper pipe...as the previous owners attempted to do. (You didn't know this now did you?...ok, neither did I). You need to use something called a "dielectric coupling" which allows the copper and the iron or lead to get along better. Otherwise, you will have the iron pipe full of rust at the worst possible time.

I know that I will get to Lowe's and they will not have one...or two...but we will see.

Hopefully we'll have the mason situation nailed down before the house collapses and a working toilet by the next installment...thanks for watching!

Deano

No, we're not burning heretics at the stake or anything...at least not lately...these are fence posts for the new fence. The weather turned nice after a rainy weekend, so Ray the fence guy showed (by himself) to start the job.

And while my back was turned, Mark helped him with something and Ray offered him a job as his helper hadn't shown up for several days. (Okay, I was expecting a CREW for the amount we paid for the fence!).



I spent the morning digging up weeds that had become bushes over the last few years, to get them out of the way of the fence. Some of these required that I get the Sears Craftsman Chainsaw working, after purchasing from one of me neighbor's drinking buddies last year.

I don't know anything about chainsaws...people from New Jersey don't do this. After a few swipes at a dead tree, and in view of Mark's new gainful employment, Ray, the neighbor's ex-brother in law, came to save the day!



The second tree proved hard to pull down...so Mark returned and it took all three of us to get it down!





That's Mark on the right, Ray on the Left


At least, I actually got an outside spigot working today...that's the first working water in the house

But we found yet more termite damage too...the whole downstairs bathroom will have to be gutted.


And then, there's this little number!! ======>

OK, let's play the "What do you think it is game?"

Huh? Ok, what is it?

No, the gutter is fine...there is some kind of underlayment falling out of the wall...but that's not the most serious issue here...look harder!

Yes, if you looked closely, there is a LIVE romex electric cable...in the gutter. This apparently was added by someone who desired an extra outlet in the upstairs bathroom...and the easiest way to do that, of course, is to run the electrical service outside of the house and up the wall.

And you thought you had seen everything!

Later!

Deano

Before and After Shots:

#1...January, 2010


#2...February, 2010

# 3...March, 2010:

Getting There!


Deano

Almost Spring in Cincinnati

<===== This is the Garden Gate, aka "The Gates of Hell" from a prop at church. Here's the outside plan: there is a hodgepodge of fencing around the property now...I am having a company install a new privacy fence around the rear and sides of the property...from the railroad to the house...and a more decorative fence and gates about midway across the driveway. This will give us a front and back yard. I am leaving part of the cinderblock wall that used to be a garage wall at the rear of the property and will raise it to about ten feet. The plan is to create an outside theater and to show neighborhood movies. Sort of reminiscent of this photo which we have in our bedroom (O. Winston Link)...but without the cars:

This week so far I've taken advantage of warmer weather to transplant three Redbud trees, two ornamental grasses, several Rose of Sharon sprouts and a Forsythia bush. We also moved the shed from the old garage foundation to next to the house...two of us inside, pushing up on the roof and walking...must have been a funny sight!

I also dug a tunnel under the walkway and ran a three inch drainage line from the gutters so rain will no longer drain into the basement.

No, still working on the bathroom ... still no water..... Today, the plan is to install two joists in the downstairs bathroom floor and put down some concrete backer board...while Mark learns how to do hardwood flooring.

Thanks for checking in! Deano